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Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me.
The man on the roof on his house during a great flood joke it had been raining for days and days and a great flood had come over the land.
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A lifeboat comes along asking the priest if he wants any help.
He starts panicking knowing he can t swim.
He was praying to god for help.
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A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood.
Hanging hundreds of feet off the ground he yells god please help me many times until there is a thunderous voice overhead that says do you believe in me.
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The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
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A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.
Man is walking next to a cliff when suddenly the earth gives away he he falls over the edge yet manages to grab ahold of a plant growing out of the side of the cliff.
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My friend and i were talking about repairing his roof over the next week because the recent storm took off a few portions.
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A man walked into a doctor s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
As the waters rose higher and higher a man in a rowboat appeared and told him to get in.
A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.
This man happens to be a priest and decides that god will save him.
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.
